Hey man, thanks!

My sincerest Thank You's go out to my closest friends:
Thank you, my best friend, for ruining one of my closest friendships and possibly my future. It's too early yet to tell whether you've ruined my life or not.
And another thank you goes out to you, the one always in the back of my mind, for consuming my thoughts. Thank you for always being there at the wrong time. That must require talent.
Thank you, the one who changed my life, who shaped me into who I am now. Thank you for giving me life and personality. Thank you for not making me perfect. If our time together is nearing it's end, I want you to know, I love and appreciate you even though my actions don't show it and my words are meaningless.
Many thanks to the bitch for showing me what not to be like. 'Nough said 'bout that.
Thank you, oh homosexual one, you are my comic relief in this great mess.
And thank you to my creator and their creators (if it does so happen to be different for everyone), for what else, creating us in all our greatness and reliability and perseverance...
or should I say apathy?
Again, just... thanks a million!!

I'm convinced

he won't take me back this time.